Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless
Alphonse wrote this post
me: i’m not sure about this outfit
friend: you look fine let’s just go!!
me:
friend was right cuz that fit shreds
when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level
if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?
oh wow… Let’s get this post trendy folks
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For this blog: Inspire Women and people to take up Martial Arts, to work to improve themselves and their bodies, to find a fitness routine that works for them and their body and their mind and their emotions
For myself: Finish my undergrad, get a Masters and then a PhD, get really good in Martial Arts, get super buff and flexible, stick with my fitness routine.
-FemaleWarrior
taako, holding angus: stinky
lucretia: no! don’t be mean!
taako, swaying angus back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
lucretia: no!!
merle, not looking up from what he’s doing: naughty boy. brat wizard
lucretia, distraught: NOOO!!
